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Tired Landlord

Long-held rental, absentee owner, aging property. They are past wanting to manage it and will pay to make problems go away.

What fires it
A non-owner-occupied rental held for years with no recent investment or refinance.
Trades it suits
19 on by default, all 68 pre-written
Price
$1.99 per card, plus data at cost

What the card says

The exact copy that prints, per trade. Edit any of it in the Studio, or mail it as it comes.

Tree Service
Tired of the 9pm phone calls?

One less thing on the rental. We handle the tree job on the tenant's schedule and quote it in writing.

Free written quote
Stump Grinding
Tired of the 9pm phone calls?

One less thing on the rental. We handle the stump grind on the tenant's schedule and quote it in writing.

Free written quote
Lawn Care
Tired of the 9pm phone calls?

One less thing on the rental. We handle the season program on the tenant's schedule and quote it in writing.

Free written quote
Landscaping
Tired of the 9pm phone calls?

One less thing on the rental. We handle the landscape project on the tenant's schedule and quote it in writing.

Free written quote
Sprinklers & Irrigation
Tired of the 9pm phone calls?

One less thing on the rental. We handle the irrigation install on the tenant's schedule and quote it in writing.

Free written quote
Pavers & Hardscape
Tired of the 9pm phone calls?

One less thing on the rental. We handle the hardscape build on the tenant's schedule and quote it in writing.

Free written quote

Why it converts: A landlord past caring about the property wants one call that ends the problem, not three quotes to compare.

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